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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
More Shit SB Says
The people in your life will disappoint you six ways to Sunday, each and every one. The animals never will.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Your animals may never disappoint you but mine do many times a day. Even Blessed Pearl. She drives me insane.
But Blessed Pearl has THE FACE. She can come and live with SB. What's one damn more?
or a cold slimy cat hairball right on the floor where you get out of bed... But I get your point.
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