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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, November 5, 2009
E-mail I Almost Sent Company Wide this Morning
Subject: Thank you!
To whomever left literally three drops of coffee in the pot in the breakroom this morning, your appreciation of your co-workers is quite touching. Thank you!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
That is grounds for an ass beating, me thinks.
Hahaha, you forgot to add an admonition for it not being Christianly to do so.
Gingermagnolia,
That was fucking funny. Good one.
SB
heheheh.
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