Friday, November 6, 2009

What Are You Having for Breakfast, Motherfuckers?

I am having a large (I refuse to say Venti, because this is America, and we speak American here) Starbuck's Cinnamon Dolce Latte and Spanish Queen olives. I shit you not. The combo is actually not too bad.

[Seriously, I once heard some doltish American tourists tell a tour guide that they speak American, and the damn tour included English people. No wonder everybody hates us overseas.]

18 comments:

Petit fleur said...

Breakers of champions..

No wonder indeed. There are many reasons to hate us.

downtown guy said...

I love olives but I hate coffee.

Happy Friday!

afk4life said...

SB
Well of course the olive, otherwise the gin would never work quite right, right? :)
<3
Doug

Syd said...

Ha, ha about speaking American. Sad but so typical of many who are ignorant about so much.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
How in the world can one hate coffee? I couldn't live without my daily pot full.

I hope you are feeling better. Have a great weekend!

SB loves you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
You've got it man.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
YES, my brother. You said it.

Mr.Mischief said...

Coffee and olives..sound great to me-ever had those jalapeno stuffed olives? tasty...not supposed to eat those anymore thanks to my stomach problems but I sneak em in once in a while..don't tell Miss A...lol

Ms. Moon said...

Is there vodka in that coffee? Love you, dear.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. Mischief,
My ass will never tell.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
No, but you gave me a good idea there.

Love you back.

gingermagnolia said...

I don't like coffee, either. I had yogurt with granola and dried fruit mixed in. Pretty tasty, mon cher.

The Dish said...

I had coffee and low fat colby jack cheese for breakfast. Nothing like guaranteeing I will foul up the office bathroom at least once during the day!

I need to go buy some Bailey's. Then maybe I will be able to get through my morning after I add it to my coffee!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
In order to work with Mr. Burns, your ass needs half Bailey's/half coffee.

I am thinking of you.

Love, SB

Queenneenee said...

cinnamon dolce frappachino baby, OMG. I don't drink booze anymore so I liven up my coffee as much as I can. The Cinn Frap is my prize for being so damn good. LARGE of course.

Bethany said...

I love olives too and that sounds like a perfect breckfast. When I was on Block Island with my aunt she kept saying Venti when either of us was going to Starbucks and I REFUSED too as well. I love you for that.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Quenneenee,
I HAVE MISSED YOU! I am on self-imposed sabbatical from the drink myself currently. I WILL NEVER EVER GIVE UP MY COFFEE EVER. PERIOD.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bethany,
Venti is BULLSHIT.

Love,

SB