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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
This Is SB's New Winter Coat
I feel very British when I wear this shit. [And yes, of course it's me in the photo.]
You are all so sweet to think I might actually look like that. I feel guilty for telling a damn fib, but that ho in the coat is the Victoria's Secret model. My ass is 40-something! Give me a break. 40-year-olds don't look like that. Even Heather Locklear is looking a little worn these days. Sandra Bullock looks pretty damn good, though, don't she?
Feel free to picture me as looking like the model, though, if you want to.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Ah hoy, matey.
Well I think you look just great and very British in a Shaun Bean kind of way. Who by the way lives just around the corner from me. So I'm told
Hey, Dish!
Findon,
I adore Sean Bean. He's Irish though, right?
Love,
SB
You're hot SB.
You look maaavelous dahling! Simply maavelous!
Tres chic.
You are all so sweet to think I might actually look like that. I feel guilty for telling a damn fib, but that ho in the coat is the Victoria's Secret model. My ass is 40-something! Give me a break. 40-year-olds don't look like that. Even Heather Locklear is looking a little worn these days. Sandra Bullock looks pretty damn good, though, don't she?
Feel free to picture me as looking like the model, though, if you want to.
Love, SB
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