The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Now THAT is a man who is worth breaking up with.
Bastard....as long as it never happens to me it was quite funny (in a cruel way) ;0)
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I was so not expecting that! Although I'm not a cruelty advocate in general, that was pretty funny! The surprise factor was key.
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