You know you've found a woman of substance when free Skittles would seal the deal.
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About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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That's gotta be code for something. Maybe DTG knows. :)
Too bad they aren't offering chocolate--then I might have to seriously consider the offer.
Ha, "skittles". Might mean X, might mean any number of pills. Be specific in your drug slang, I say!
Such a sensitive soul, too. "Please don't curse me out."
Smoke, drink, party, and skittles? Sign me up!
is he looking for a girlfriend or a ho'?
xxalainaxx
Dish,
Yo, I'm with you girl!
Miss A.,
A ho, I believe, would be the answer to your question.
Love, SB.
DTG,
I don't believe this individual (heretofore known as "ad guy") has the mental powers to use slang.
I'm betting Skittles means Skittles.
Love, SB.
Ms. Moon,
You would catch that. It made me laugh too.
Love,
Moi
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