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OMG SO funny, the fat cat is just hilarious. reminds me of elvis my 20lbs, im gonna find the pic of him and post it on my blog you are just going to DIE when u see how fat he is just DIE, elvis is dead now but yeah ill let ya know when i find it
Ms. Moon, My Mercer is a chub, but she wouldn't hurt a fly. She does bat the other cats around a little at feeding time. It cracks me up. She is the Queen, goddammit.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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LMAO...sitting here with tears streaming down my face, I LOVE it!! Thanks for the chuckle!!
I get pissed when someone tries to snake my Pepsi too.
Justme,
I'm glad I made you laugh. The world needs WAY more laughter.
Love you,
SB
Good one, Michelle!
OMG SO funny, the fat cat is just hilarious.
reminds me of elvis my 20lbs, im gonna find the pic of him and post it on my blog you are just going to DIE when u see how fat he is just DIE, elvis is dead now but yeah ill let ya know when i find it
It's funny how Chubbalina doesn't ever really hurt the dog. But boy, she sure puts up a good front of fierceness.
Sweden,
I'd love to see a photo of Elvis. Great name.
Ms. Moon,
My Mercer is a chub, but she wouldn't hurt a fly. She does bat the other cats around a little at feeding time. It cracks me up. She is the Queen, goddammit.
... I was rooting for the cat!
PF,
Me too. I had no doubt the cat would rule. Dogs cower.
This is my house.
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