Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Shit SB Says (To the Moms)

If anything happens to me, you have to keep the family together. I repeat: the family must stay together! You are not allowed to give any of the cats or the asshole licker away. If you do, I shall be forced to haunt you. You have to do it. It's my dying wish.

[For once, the Moms was speechless, but with a look of abject horror.]

1 comment:

The Dish said...

I love it! My Mom would stroke out if I told I was bequething my furbabies to her!