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Monday, November 23, 2009
This May Be My Favorite One Yet
From Shitmydadsays.
“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
He'd love Evil Chicken Love. Whole lotta bawking going on there.
Banned from the dog park. And I thought I was bad being kicked out of the Quakers.
Dogs will be dogs.
heheheh~
The Husband read me this one. I think we laughed for 10 minutes.
Findon,
That was funny. SB loves you!
Dish,
Tell the husband SB says yo. Clearly, he's got a good sense of humour.
Love you shitloads.
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