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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
I hate not being able to watch your videos at work. It makes me sad that i have to wait til I get home from work!
OH MY GOD. that is FUCKED UP
and very funny
bet it smells good at your house
Michelle,
Sure does, babe. Sure does.
Thanks for reading me!
i love that video ive seen it before like many times, its some crazy russian lady and her 140 cats lololol
Sweden,
I'm not far behind the crazy russian ho. I've got 6 and am about to pick up the 7th on Saturday. My ex-husband and my parents are demanding I stop. They think I shouldn't go for the 7th one, but I'm a rebel, dammit.
This COULD be your future. So please- be careful. I really couldn't stand it if you went insane and I'm sorry but that video is nothing but a very good illustration of what insane is.
P.S. This is sort of what it's like when I walk into the chicken coop.
Ms. Moon,
Jesus Christ, I'm already mental, but I don't harm anyone but myself. It's lovely of you to think I'm a picture of mental health.
When you walk into the coop, you must feel like Elvis at a concert. You are a STAR baby!
I feel like a STAR when I walk in the door at night. All the felines and the canine rush me.
Well, you ARE a star. So there.
Okay, I love me some cats, but that's a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bit over the top!??! Holy shit, one day they are going to find her, dead, half eaten by her cats!! Fo Sho.
SB,
My best friends have 8 cats and 2 dogs. They asked my opinion before each new pet and my response is always "As long as the house doesn't smell like shit and they are all fed, cared for, and happy I say go for it." I say the same to you. Sounds like you have a big heart.
Just don't turn out like the crazy lady in the video or I might have to intervene.
Love
~Ash
two things
1. who actually listens to their parents?
2. you stopped having to listen to your ex when he became your ex
i grew up in the middle of nowhere with three dogs and i-am-not-quite-sure how many cats- maybe 14? we had a kitty door and they came and went as they needed too.
your heart is in a good place and i am sure you know your limits and what would be too much for you. go for it.
xxalainaxx
Justme,
That's how SB will die, too. Gotta go some way, right? I hope my cats enjoy eating my body. At least it will be put to some sort of use.
Laugh.
Miss A.,
As Bartles & James would say, "Thanks for your support."
Love you,
SB
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