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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Weird Wedding Photo
One word: Jaysus. Two more words: midgety violin?
Also a sentence: I wish Fabio, there, would button his shirt the fuck up.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
The grin on this dude's face gives me the creeps...I have to look away. Seriously, this is a wedding photo???
Three words:Rethink proof selections.
Love ya,
Jenn
Good one, Jenn! Love you back.
SB
This is a real jewel, SB. This one gets two midgety violins up from me!
RAWR
ATT,
Yeah, I love how the groom is smirking.
Disturbing shit.
Love you.
Tom,
Good point. Maybe that shit is symbolic. Never thought about that.
See why I need your comments? To point important shit like that out.
i'm just thinking they had to shoot his face head on because if they shot him in profile, his nose would duel the bride's nose and win.
xxalainaxx
Awful stuff. No accounting for bad taste. Tom's comment made me spew coffee.
Syd,
Tom is FUNNY.
Miss A.,
Terribly clever comment, that one. I know why we are friends. Ha.
Love, SB.
And those gloves- NO.
Just NO all the way around.
He is exuding way too many porno thoughts for a wedding photo... and my guess is that he scared off the poor midget violinist!
He kind of looks like a younger, male version of Mr. Burns. Frightening...
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