The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
From Shitmydadsays
"I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Yeah, Dish, Dad speaks words of wisdom, doesn't he? Strikes home some, eh? Don't help move the boyfriend. Mr. Burns asketh too damn much.
Love you!
I like his attitude on this. They can rent a truck.
I'm with you, Syd.
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