The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, November 9, 2009
Shit SB Says
One hole's as good as another. Don't look disgusted. There is nothing dirtier than a vagina. Don't go around thinking you are somehow superior to a gay guy because you stick it in a vagina, you fucking homophobe.
SB Thanks, I think I just injured myself laughing. Sorry I just newer could understand the fascination with them ugh can't anyone see penises are the most awesome toys? Idk... -doug
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Eloquently put, my dear. As always.
Yes, Ms. Moon. I am few things if not eloquent.
Jo,
VERY FEW.
Love,
SB
SB
Thanks, I think I just injured myself laughing. Sorry I just newer could understand the fascination with them ugh can't anyone see penises are the most awesome toys? Idk...
-doug
It is somewhat of a petrie dish isn't it?
Profound but true. That's why nobody gets near mine :P xxx
Fishy,
You are a funny chick.
Love,
SB
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