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Thursday, November 5, 2009
I Love Pitbulls!
Actually, this pitbull is trying to say, "Fuck you Micheal Vick." Bet you didn't know SB spoke pit. I'm a multi-talented whore.
This is so funny because just this morning as I was leaving the house a man was walking a pit bull who looked enough like this one to be his brother. I rolled down the window and said, "Beautiful dog!" He was, too.
I love pits too. My favorite website is www.badrap.org Lots of great info. They are so so maligned and it's almost impossible to find homes fot the ones in shelters. Mighty depressing as they are usually the friendliest dogs there.
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10 comments:
I love their fat heads.
SB
Hehe, pits can be cute. Hate to say it though, spelling isn't one of your talents - it's spelled 'Michael' ;)
<3
Doug
Doug,
I know it's amazing that I make my living as an editor/writer, isn't it?
Love,
SB
Me too, DTG! Me too.
Love, SB.
They are such beautiful dogs! But I am pretty darn happy with a mutt.
Are you sure that was talk and not just a bad case of gas?
This is so funny because just this morning as I was leaving the house a man was walking a pit bull who looked enough like this one to be his brother. I rolled down the window and said, "Beautiful dog!"
He was, too.
I like the Fuck you Michael Vick part. Right on.
Ms. Moon,
Yes, they are gorgeous creatures.
Love,
SB
I love pits too.
My favorite website is
www.badrap.org
Lots of great info.
They are so so maligned and it's almost impossible to find homes fot the ones in shelters.
Mighty depressing as they are usually the friendliest dogs there.
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