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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Ah- the sweet, soft, comforting voice of Ms. Bastard. Who wouldn't love to hear those words spoken from her mouth?
Geeeeeez, sorry!
SB
I guess it sounds way more interesting than it is.
Doug
LOL. Cats licking can drive one MAD!
oh sorry, just read below post, OR dogs. My dogs lick WAY too fucking much.
We joke that our kitty has the cleanest pinkest butthole in south. Maybe she has competition!
Are you still sick? Please let me know you are feeling better. I'm concerned.
xo pf
Note to My Dear Readers:
Ginger is my only dog. So when she slurps, it is LOUD.
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