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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Shit SB Says
Fuck you. Stop laughing. I'm old now. I drink Metamucil. One day, you'll be old, too, and you won't be able to crap. If I'm still alive, I'm going to laugh at you.
ADORE IT! I'm a new blogger, and therefore a new follower, but from what i can see so far.. i dont mind if youre old as long as you can still fucking type : ]
Folks, It's not really because I'm so old--I just feel that way--I'm actually 42. It's because SB eats a lot of garbage and does not want to eat her damn vegetables. I just DO NOT LIKE vegetables. Period.
Miss Walking Contradiction, Welcome! Thanks for stopping by and for commenting. I hope you will come back and join us often. We are sort of one big happy dysfunctional family here. You can never have enough family in this cold lonely world, right?
Thank you for the compliment. I will be over to check out you blog as soon as time allows.
Hey SB! we all get old eventually.. and each will have our time to laugh at one another! and you are correct- no such thing as "too much of a blog family", were all here to support each other! :)
Ok, SB, Normally I don't give advise, but.. (haha!) I will make a suggestion.
Harley does not like his veggies either, but we Cuisinart them into a sort of liquid like mush. Then we add it to spaghetti sauce, hummus or whatever. If you add lots of spices, you can just plop some sour cream or terriaki or both on top and make it taste yummy!
Thanks PF! I'm thinking about trying some things like that. Maybe I will pick up Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook. Anyone who can add spinach to brownies and still make them taste good has some good magic going.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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have you tried guinness???? lots o' good beer makes the innards very, very happy.
xxalainaxx
ADORE IT! I'm a new blogger, and therefore a new follower, but from what i can see so far.. i dont mind if youre old as long as you can still fucking type : ]
Ugh...I'm not there yet. Thankfully.
Folks,
It's not really because I'm so old--I just feel that way--I'm actually 42. It's because SB eats a lot of garbage and does not want to eat her damn vegetables. I just DO NOT LIKE vegetables. Period.
Thanks for the Guinness tip, Miss A.!
Love all of you. Happy turkey day!
SB
Miss Walking Contradiction,
Welcome! Thanks for stopping by and for commenting. I hope you will come back and join us often. We are sort of one big happy dysfunctional family here. You can never have enough family in this cold lonely world, right?
Thank you for the compliment. I will be over to check out you blog as soon as time allows.
Happy turkey day!
Love, SB.
Maybe turkey will make you poop..ya' never know!
Be good, SB;)
try flaxseed!
Oh, eat a vegetable. Or alternatively, just enjoy your Metamucil.
I love you so....M
Maggie dear, thanks!
Lou, here's hoping.
Love you both.
SB
Hey SB! we all get old eventually.. and each will have our time to laugh at one another! and you are correct- no such thing as "too much of a blog family", were all here to support each other! :)
Ok, SB, Normally I don't give advise, but.. (haha!) I will make a suggestion.
Harley does not like his veggies either, but we Cuisinart them into a sort of liquid like mush. Then we add it to spaghetti sauce, hummus or whatever. If you add lots of spices, you can just plop some sour cream or terriaki or both on top and make it taste yummy!
Good luck!
pf
Thanks PF! I'm thinking about trying some things like that. Maybe I will pick up Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook. Anyone who can add spinach to brownies and still make them taste good has some good magic going.
Love you!
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