Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Shit SB Says

Fuck you. Stop laughing. I'm old now. I drink Metamucil. One day, you'll be old, too, and you won't be able to crap. If I'm still alive, I'm going to laugh at you.

14 comments:

miss alaineus said...

have you tried guinness???? lots o' good beer makes the innards very, very happy.


xxalainaxx

Miss Walking Contradiction said...

ADORE IT! I'm a new blogger, and therefore a new follower, but from what i can see so far.. i dont mind if youre old as long as you can still fucking type : ]

Syd said...

Ugh...I'm not there yet. Thankfully.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Folks,
It's not really because I'm so old--I just feel that way--I'm actually 42. It's because SB eats a lot of garbage and does not want to eat her damn vegetables. I just DO NOT LIKE vegetables. Period.

Thanks for the Guinness tip, Miss A.!

Love all of you. Happy turkey day!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss Walking Contradiction,
Welcome! Thanks for stopping by and for commenting. I hope you will come back and join us often. We are sort of one big happy dysfunctional family here. You can never have enough family in this cold lonely world, right?

Thank you for the compliment. I will be over to check out you blog as soon as time allows.

Happy turkey day!

Love, SB.

Lou said...

Maybe turkey will make you poop..ya' never know!

Be good, SB;)

Maggie May said...

try flaxseed!

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, eat a vegetable. Or alternatively, just enjoy your Metamucil.
I love you so....M

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Maggie dear, thanks!

Lou, here's hoping.

Love you both.

SB

Sofya said...

Hey SB! we all get old eventually.. and each will have our time to laugh at one another! and you are correct- no such thing as "too much of a blog family", were all here to support each other! :)

Petit fleur said...

Ok, SB, Normally I don't give advise, but.. (haha!) I will make a suggestion.

Harley does not like his veggies either, but we Cuisinart them into a sort of liquid like mush. Then we add it to spaghetti sauce, hummus or whatever. If you add lots of spices, you can just plop some sour cream or terriaki or both on top and make it taste yummy!

Good luck!
pf

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks PF! I'm thinking about trying some things like that. Maybe I will pick up Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook. Anyone who can add spinach to brownies and still make them taste good has some good magic going.

Love you!

The Dish said...

The Husband has to have fiber. Whatever works. Being backed up sucks hairy, sweaty ball sacs.

Coffee does the trick for me. Remind me sometime to tell you the shit story...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I must hear the shit story. Shit story is SO COMPELLING. I never get so many goddamn comments as when I post something about shitting.

You should blog that fucking story, sistah!