Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A Helpful Rule from Shitmydadsays

"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

Link to the good shit here:


gingermagnolia said...

I'm in a computer lab on campus, and that just made me laugh right the fuck out loud.

Love you, Happy Thanksgiving.

Petit fleur said...

This has been a long time rule of mine... although, I don't think I every actually verbalized it quite so colorfully! heheh!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Picturing that made me laugh out loud.

Love you back, and Happy Thanksgiving to you!


Sarcastic Bastard said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Chic Mama said...

Great advice! ;0`)

Sofya said...

LMAO. I guess that means bums are good to go this year.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Welcome to Sarcastic Bastard! Thanks for reading and commenting.

Please join us often, and yes, bums are good to go this year. Laugh.



miss alaineus said...

so if you shit twice is that like a present from your folks AND a present from santa????


Queenneenee said...

So fucking funny! I love it that more than one of your posts have the shit theme today. Seems fitting for the day I had at work. HAHA.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Oh, Queenneenee,
My sympathies, babe.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss A.,
Not sure on that one, woman.

You and Mr. M. have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hope you two are together for the holiday.

Love you both!

The Dish said...

Good rule. But the older nephews wouldn't get it and would be super pissed!