"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
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I'm in a computer lab on campus, and that just made me laugh right the fuck out loud.
Love you, Happy Thanksgiving.
This has been a long time rule of mine... although, I don't think I every actually verbalized it quite so colorfully! heheh!
Ginger,
Picturing that made me laugh out loud.
Love you back, and Happy Thanksgiving to you!
SB
PF,
Happy Thanksgiving!
Great advice! ;0`)
LMAO. I guess that means bums are good to go this year.
Sofya,
Welcome to Sarcastic Bastard! Thanks for reading and commenting.
Please join us often, and yes, bums are good to go this year. Laugh.
Best,
SB
so if you shit twice is that like a present from your folks AND a present from santa????
xxalainaxx
Oh, Queenneenee,
My sympathies, babe.
Love, SB.
Miss A.,
Not sure on that one, woman.
You and Mr. M. have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hope you two are together for the holiday.
Love you both!
Good rule. But the older nephews wouldn't get it and would be super pissed!
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