Shit SB E-mails

Teeny Weeny Puppini (otherwise known as Bella the kitten) knocked your entire photo off my fridge this morning. I found that shit lying beside the washing machine. That little fucker is trouble, but she's too goddamn cute to be mad at. I did scold her though. "Look what you've done to my boy, Nick. That's bad Bella. BAD. BAD." I'm sort of doubting it will work. She doesn't seem to feel one iota of shame. She's sort of like George Michael that way.