The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
It was going so well, right up to the Christianity.
DTG,
I thought so too.
The 11th Commandment. It doesn't get a lot of attention.
I'm not sure, but it's probably not fair to the dog either. The only one not suffering is the ass hat not taking care of their dog!
Christianity? I'm lost on that one, but I like what O-Zone said!
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