Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Shit SB Says on the Day Before Thanksgiving

Would it be better to commit suicide or to stop by Kroger on the way home from work tonight? It's a toss up. All I have to do is pick up a few bottles of wine. If the lines are long, I'll grab an extra bottle and drink it while I'm waiting. I'll buy an extra cork-pull and a box of straws in case.

[Note for my UK friends: Kroger is our supermarket chain, like a Sainsbury's.]

5 comments:

michelle said...

Maybe the folks at Kroger will be like the folks at Hannaford's.

Ooooh, all this optimism is making my head tingle.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

There was no line, Michelle. I couldn't believe it. I got right through the self-check out. For once, there wasn't an 80 year old holding us all up or someone with 60 items in their damn cart using the self-check out. I about shit.

Love you. Happy turkey day!

SB

miss alaineus said...

i suppose if you bought enough wine you could do both....


xxalainaxx

Queenneenee said...

Hey SB-Well I work at a grocery store here in town and one of our lovely customers DID SHIT in the store today. Oh, and it was not in the ladies room. I SHIT YOU NOT. All in a day's work.

The Dish said...

Wine is totally worth a trip to Kroger the night before turkey day. In my not-so-humble opinion, anyway.