Would it be better to commit suicide or to stop by Kroger on the way home from work tonight? It's a toss up. All I have to do is pick up a few bottles of wine. If the lines are long, I'll grab an extra bottle and drink it while I'm waiting. I'll buy an extra cork-pull and a box of straws in case.
[Note for my UK friends: Kroger is our supermarket chain, like a Sainsbury's.]
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Maybe the folks at Kroger will be like the folks at Hannaford's.
Ooooh, all this optimism is making my head tingle.
There was no line, Michelle. I couldn't believe it. I got right through the self-check out. For once, there wasn't an 80 year old holding us all up or someone with 60 items in their damn cart using the self-check out. I about shit.
Love you. Happy turkey day!
SB
i suppose if you bought enough wine you could do both....
xxalainaxx
Hey SB-Well I work at a grocery store here in town and one of our lovely customers DID SHIT in the store today. Oh, and it was not in the ladies room. I SHIT YOU NOT. All in a day's work.
Wine is totally worth a trip to Kroger the night before turkey day. In my not-so-humble opinion, anyway.
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