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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
That's All I've Got to Say About this Shit
Jesus Christ. That's all I've got to say about this shit. Is there a Jenny Craig por los bambinos? I'll bet Ms. Moon thinks his fat ass is cute. Okay, he has a cute face. I'm softening.
What have they been feeding that child and - though I'm generally reluctant to see that sort of thing - isn't there some agency of the state who can take him/her off them?
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3 comments:
Well. I don't know about cute. He's certainly...sturdy.
Ms. Moon,
Sturdy was a really polite way to put it.
Laugh.
My grandma loved FAT BIG old babies. She thought a baby was only healthy if it was fat. I was a fat baby. She was overjoyed!
Good God!!!
What have they been feeding that child and - though I'm generally reluctant to see that sort of thing - isn't there some agency of the state who can take him/her off them?
And put the little bugger on a diet.
Fucking hell......
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