The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
SB
Isn't that Mick Jagger on the left?
Doug
You have me intrigued by Maplethorpe now. Patti is pretty hot.
Doug,
I hope you are joking. It's Robert Mapplethorpe, the photographer.
Syd,
You have good taste in bitches.
I think I would do them both.
Oh, yeah, that's good stuff.
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