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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Quote of Tomorrow: David Foster Wallace
This is so American, man: either make something your God and cosmos and then worship it, or else kill it.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Sounds like something Bush would say :)
SB
God is dead, and no one cares. If there is a hell...
Doug
I can't keep up with you today. But you are cracking me up.
I don't think I'm a very good American.
Sounds a lot like what happens a lot in this country. And what is worshipped is often wealth.
Brilliant.
Ms. Moon,
In fact, you are a good American. The kind the Founding Fathers intended.
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