The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Not weird at all! I was saying earlier that I kinda wish she was here today, because I ate half a plate of deviled eggs last night and am really gassy and foul. I would love to be sharing that with her!
Have a great weekend! I am going to get fall down drunk this evening.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I just spit soda on my monitor. That is fucking great!
Is it weird that it makes me happy that you spit soda? It would have made me HAPPIER if it had been at Mr. Burns instead.
Have a great weekend. I'm blowing this popsicle stand and going home to the moggies and doggy.
Not weird at all! I was saying earlier that I kinda wish she was here today, because I ate half a plate of deviled eggs last night and am really gassy and foul. I would love to be sharing that with her!
Have a great weekend! I am going to get fall down drunk this evening.
I'm making a list of people I'm sending to that senior resort.
Why waste the kids inheritance on that shit, donate you body to a medical school and let them pay for the costs of getting it there.
Funny stuff SB.
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